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Friday, January 14, 2005

Getting Out of the Funk

Well, I found something that made me laugh, so I guess I'm sticking around awhile longer. Besides, I was thinking about it, and it's just too much trouble to off myself. And no one, but no one, can manage my daughter's thick, curly (wooly, really), hair except me. So, if I want the girl to look good, I gots ta stick it out. Ok, so here's what made me laugh:

A Modern-Day Princess

"Once upon a time in a land far away a beautiful, independent self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess's lap and said, "Elegant lady, I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am; and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in yon castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sauteed frogs' legs seasoned in a white wine & onion cream sauce, she chuckled and said softly to herself,

"I don't f------ think so!"

Wish I knew who wrote the joke, but I don't. I applaud the person that did though. LMAO!! Now, who can kill themselves after reading that? lol I'm really cracking up. I love it!

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